Two Cents in Two Sentences: One-Piece, Two-Piece or Zilch

The less clothing the better in our balmy summer weather amirite? This goes double for the beach, or the pool, or the eel infested lake.  Lets all take a moment and thank our penny farthings that the woollen bathing costumes of the turn of the (previous) century have gone the way of polite and obedient children.   

 Illustration by  Zenija Esmits

Illustration by Zenija Esmits

ZE: "I stopped being able to wear one-piece suits somewhere in my teenage years. My torso is impossibly long which means camel-toe is a very real problem - verdict: bikini."

HM: "Two pieces. I thought this was about cake." 

HP: "I love both a two-piece and a sexy one piece because they each have their place. Not a fan of skinny dipping although I did take my top off in      the Venus pool at Caesars Palace in Vegas (over share alert)."

Posted on August 6, 2015 and filed under 2 cents in 2 sentences.