subtext: Global Warming
A month ago today Vancouver endured the storm of the century (well - decade). Now it's pandemonium and we are all getting ready for the Big One (logical transition: wind & a bit of wind = 9.0 earthquake). Do you have your emergency plan locked down?
ZE: "Short answer: No. Long answer: We're piggybacking on our neighbours emergency plan."
HM: "I keep eating the emergency food."
LC: "My emergency plan is to take my dog and get to Kerrisdale, hide in my parents basement - if it's really bad - I'll poison us both."
HP: "I have been known to change a few times a day to keep up with the ever changing weather and to always tote an umbrella. My emergency plan involves an intricate map to all the watering holes in my vicinity in case I need to escape the elements or strip down on their patio."